My dick is bigger than your boyfriends

16 Years. 11th Grade. Blonde Hair. Blue Eyes. I like boys. Im fucking crazy okay. And i hate practically everyone but if you follow me i love you.

capitalistpropaganda:

listen, son. if there was really a monster in your closet this would be a huge new discovery. honestly you getting mauled would be pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things if you think about it

(via beyoncebeytwice)

Friend:Do you use Tumblr? It's so funny!
Me:eh...sometimes...I'm not that into it
Friend:Aw I was gonna say follow me! Oh well
Me:Yeah sorry :/
Me:*continues to be a world famous blogger*

spiderbesiderr:

sexxxisbeautiful:

that’s it that’s the whole argument.

That’s literally the best way i’ve ever seen to describe it.

(Source: citymod, via pizza)

fleshmorph:

i do bad things because i listen to music with swears 

(via hotboyproblems)

blacksquares:

entered a taco bell while sober fr the first time in my entire life… look at this color scheme…. i had no idea it was so beautiful in here…….. im very inspired by this

(via 17yr)

actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

(via fuckyeahtxtposts)

its-awesome-turtle-time:

nonstupidname14:

castleforeverx:

YES.YES.YES. People need to realise this 

This belongs more on Facebook than it does on tumblr.

i think you’re missing out on some of tumblr then… but it should be on facebook too, it should be on every social media site!

(Source: ikantenggelem, via graceejoyo)

condorn:

I love the fact that my sister just turned 12 so everytime she says something stupid I just say “shut up ur like 12” and she gets pissed off and walks away

(Source: condom, via hotboyproblems)