My dick is bigger than your boyfriends

15 Years. 10th Grade. Blonde Hair. Blue Eyes. I like boys. Im fucking crazy okay. And i hate practically everyone but if you follow me i love you.

marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

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The best advice I’ve ever received. (via scxndal)

Good Vibes HERE

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Don’t trust charming. Why? Because the boy who can talk all the right words knows it too well. Things like boys and love aren’t meant to be practiced like that, it should be a bit awkward- it should be raw.

emobaria:

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

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eatingisfab:

i am pretty

  • pretty dumb 
  • pretty stupid
  • pretty annoying

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hip-hop-lifestyle:

when the teacher ask u a question cuz she think u werent listening but you get it right

image

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the-fault-in-our-scars:

s-erendipitymoss:

chrisbrownthatbitch:

true-floridian:

this is too inappropriate to not reblog

idec if my mom ever finds my blog. i must reblog this and never be ashamed. 

this. is. so. hot. my. god.

Why is this so hot

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hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I don’t even think girls would want boyfriends if dragons existed, so if the government wants less teen pregnancies they know what they got to do

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lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

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I CANT EVEN BOIL EGGS RIGHT WTF